okay, so let me start with the spiteful bit-- Bun was making his character and said

that he was afraid to have a companion for his sorcerer because BAD THINGS COULD HAPPEN AND HE IS VERY AFRAID

and I...think that's precious c:

he wanted one, but decided against it because he was afraid. because animal companions are just that--animals, and if he were to receive a companion, he would not have the means to heal them if something happened.

introduce one doge: Percius. The Awakened Dog.

the goodest pupper of an ancient wizard. gifted with an item that allows him to speak (in common) his wishes, if not somewhat boorishly.

usually just one word statements. But...he is an awakened dog. blessed by the mana stream that surrounds the crystal spheres of the campaign's universe.

He....is a cleric.

I have 5 people playing so far, and no one is a cleric.

in fact, everyone has chosen to be a somewhat soft and squishy character. magical in nature, which is great, but...i have one paladin (who CAN heal, but it isn't in the realm of his personality to WANT to heal, and so we...it's complicated >:C)

and four magic folk...I'm so excited.

one of the players is still trying to decide on what she wants to do since she's going to be introduced later on and

I'm gently trying to nudge her toward something that can do some physical dam dam because f a m

...that is the most adorable act of spite I've ever encountered.

omg......

squish you are so pure

YES PERCIUS IS A VERY GOOD SPITEFULLY MADE BOY

honestly I was waiting for the spite and omg

Squish

you are the goodest purest doge

when he barks, he casts a small healing spell.

>:C HE CAN ALSO BLESS

BECAUSE HE IS A BLESSING

so he can un-ruff up his party

important question

does he pee holy water

and the players have allowed me some wiggle room with their backgrounds, and Bun's character is a changling searching for his home

the wizard that Percius lived with

is his character's grandfather.

Percius knows who Stewart (bun's character) is. BUT HE CAN ONLY SPEAK IN ONE WORD INCREMENTS

SO HE'S GONNA BE THE TOUGHEST, GOODEST LITTLE GUARD CLERIC DOGE

c: yes. i am so excited. bun knows that i have dark plans ahead but he does not know (none of them do) that...

a) THEY HAVE A VERY GOOD DOGE COMING THEIR WAY

and THEY ARE GOING TO SPACE

...B )

>:C auto smilies, my worst nemesis.

we were reading something at the airport yesterday about how Mass Effect has a DND homebrew set-up, and Bun said

"yeah, I think that would be really cool, but I think it would be hard to do since you wouldn't have MAGIC at your disposal. That's why space would be difficult."

C8< HUHUHUHU

FOOLISH FOOL I HAVE DONE SO MUCH RESEARCH AND PLANNING AND

/EVIL LAUGHTER!!!!!

Mass Effect has magic though, what does he think mass effect fields are XD

biotics are basically space wizards

RIGHT

that's what they're classified as in the 5E edition, basically.

but the regular spells from DND5e wouldn't really coexist with Mass Effect...I think. But you're right about there being some magic over there >:C

also when I think of you DMing I imagine that episode of Dexter's Laboratory where Dee Dee tries her hand at DMing a game

OH MY GOSH

i....I DON'T KNOW I HAVE A COUPLE NEW PLAYERS AND.....i'm honestly spooked but >:C EXCITED

EVERYONE HAS SUCH GOOD CHARACTERS AND ;A; PERCIUS AND I WILL DO OUR BEST TO SURVIVE

Further proof Squish is actually a golden retriever

She’s gonna play one C:

you're gonna do fantastic sweetie

His background information

>:C EXCUSE YOU PERCIUS IS NOT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER

he's....uh... >:C I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF DOG PREED BUT

WHEN HE'S HAPPY HIS WHOLE BUTT WIGGLES AND HE IS GENERALLY THE HAPPIEST BOY

A corgi

...hhhhHHHHGGHHHH

THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO GOOD

I-IT ISN'T TOO LATE >:C OH MY GOODNESS THE FOOL I AM

that little picture up top >:C he's kind of retriever-y, but also somewhat german shepard-y

a floppy eared good boy who i have created out of spite C:<

ALL DOGD ARE GOOD THO FOLLOW YOUR HEART

A selfie of Squish

W-wow??? Leave immediately????

Squish seriously

how are you a real person and not just three adorable dogs in a trenchcoat

:c I wanna listen to this session so bad I wanna see Squish DMing

You’d be so good at it omg

nooO???? GUYS IT IS MY FIRST TIME IT'S GONNA BE A TRAINWRECK >:C B-BUT

l be excited about it and!! >:C PRAY TO THE DND SAINT MATTHEW MERCER FOR SUPPORT AND GUIDANCE

I'm gonna be**

YOULL DO GREAT!! Do you have any fancy dice yet? 8D

... C8

Matthew Mercer is an equally good dog and will guide you

yes. I have many special dice.

the large dice are for Stewart. the changling.

the red and gold dice are for Bethany. the wizard.

the blue and clear dice are for Ivan. the monk.

the grey dice are for Manus. the Paladin.

guys...I love dice. >:C

Same fam :C I have some pretty ones coming next week >:Cb

CLERIC DOG OMG

OH THOSE DICE ARE SO PRETTY DID YOU ORDER THEM OR??? WHERE DID YOU GET THEM I NEED MOAR

YES A GOOD CLERIC PUP BABY YES >:C

ALSO I ORDERED A LOT OF THEM FROM AMAZON

i have a few sets of rainbow dice, and a couple metal ones...

there are these green ones that have gold glitter in them and they are beautiful >:C

ur beautiful

you and your whole dm brain

>:C yes good i need to search on the amazoots

although I will recommend DispelDice on twitter!! THeir shop isn't open yet but HOOOOOLY SHIZZLES THEIR DICE ARE GORGEOUS +__+

WH-- THESE DICE ARE SO PRETTY

I......I WANT THEM

I KNOW ME TOO ;A;

The shop is not open yet and I'm ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT

LET ME HURL MONEY AT YOU, DICE MAKER

this plurk is a direct attack on me