if it doesn't just put it in a pie

make it an ice cream topping

what flavor?

mix it with chocolate and eat it

blackberry

the bushes won't stop

the best

or dump it on bread anyway

fuck da police

eat it straight like pudding

it’s a little runny but it worked! Is not soup...

spread on pancakes

syrup-jam hybrid

better yet, come visit me, make pancakes, and let me spread it on them