bless. that's the best way to handle him, chloe.

tell Lucifer about the nanny part, Chloe

he'll be very confused

oh gosh

Crowley is talking to the wrong person about demons

LMFAO she figures she survived maze so she's got this

siriuslydementd: speaking of

someone needs to keep chloe away from angels and demons

now there's a conversation to keep an eye on

Lucifer has also met Anton

and freaked out at the idea of devil/human children

even with everything that happened with charlie the idea hadn't even occurred to her until right then

it hadn't really occurred to him until Charlie

no one thought angels could have children with humans

(and Lucifer was the only one for whom it would even be possible for most of history)

chloe is like... /immediately goes on birth control

wise idea

since they know nothing about angel babies

and all the stories about devil babies are about the Antichrist

i wish i could tell you about angel babies but caos only had angels

so many angels everywhere

chloe is over them all

idk these ones weren't so nice. stay away, chloe

at least Lucifer has determined that Aziraphale is an inoffensive angel

inoffensive is almost like a compliment so he'll take it

coming from him it is a compliment

yeaahhh lucifer compliments you gotta take when you get them

skitties: oh noooo she wants AWAY from angels, she misses her old oblivious life lol

oh even better!!

i misread as all over them

ahahaha easy mistake

i mean, there is ONE angel she is all over

the rest of them she can do without for a bit

um excuse you Chloe he is not an angel

can confirm he is

fallen is still an angel

that's chloe's argument!!

lucifer just doesn't listen

one day they definitely need to talk about him

DEFINITELY

uh huh then why is he a monster?

devil doesn't remove angel

he doesn't know what to tell them

the devil but also still an angel. do you listen to ANYTHING chloe says gosh

sometimes! he listened to....uh....that one thing, she knows what he means

what do you want from him, Chloe

at this point she'll just settle for him not embarrassing her in public

he hasn't yet

at least he's not a giant snake right now

thank god, she's going to drill him about the snake thing once she's done harassing crowley

it's never been mentioned on the show as a thing he can do, so....

the snake part was probably more slander

the snake is a metaphor

for his peeeenis

well yes

lmfao

he can be quite convincing that way

i mean after that "it wasn't an apple, more like a banana" joke you know that's where they are going with that

yeah

he IS incredibly convincing

poor eve lol

and it was obvious that something had happened in Eden

yeah the heavy implication was he and eve banged and that's what set it all off

which considering.... makes sense

yep

probably didn't help with her marriage to Adam, either, with him going on about his first wife

there was so much dysfunction going on in that whole situation, i'm not sure how dad was expecting that one to pan out

and now adam is in heaven watching espn and eating cheetos and i bet he hasn't even noticed his wife is missing yet

probably not

"she was supposed to bring me that sandwich months ago"

ahahaha