Unlike Rocko's Modern Life, not much has changed with me.

Unlike Rocko's Modern Life, I have noticed your return without someone else telling me.

Unless this counts as you telling me you've returned and then I'm just stuck in a loop.

Well, the special... movie... reboot thing just got released today

You would have learned it sooner or later. And I don't know if this counts as telling you I have returned or not. Maybe if I had made a plurk all like "hey, Lorie, I have returned" and linked to this plurk?

That's not very efficient.

No, no it is not.

There's no good segue into this, but...are you aware of the vegan vagina video guy?

I... what?

A Sexy Surprise For Adult Vegans

But I just found a video where he sexily licks a papaya and sings a song.
Vegan Vagina Juice - VVJ

nsfw, if it wasn't obvious from talking about vaginas

I

I don't

what?

This is seriously creepy.

Is this guy trolling?

Like, this can't be for serious.

If he's trolling, he's really committed to it.

Dude has a long tongue though. And pointed canines.

There are a lot of videos on his youtube account.

A shame he doesn't use those teeth to rip apart the meat they were intended for.

Right?

When asked what the thought process was behind the Vegan Vagina POV Video: So, I thought that if I made a POV (Point Of View) video, vegan women could have a chance to receive oral virtual oral sex from a vegan man. I had good intentions with that video. Every lick came from my heart

I don't know what to do now that I've seen these videos

Become a vegan so you can enjoy virtual oral sex from a vegan man?

No, no.

I know that that is not an option.

Maybe I'll write a horror movie where a vegan is a serial killer.

Meat is murder...and so is he.

Every lick came from my heart
haunting

Oooh. That's a better tagline than "Eat your vegetables."

It is. It just... sticks in your brain.

Do I want to think about that line? No. But there it is. Now you have to think about it too.

It's only fair since I started it.

Hey no, you can't certify bears as organic\

They feed on all the things!

Bears: does it hold still? I will eat it. Who gives a fuck if it has the pesticides and or fertilizers?

And if there are any bears out there that belong to mad scientists, they might not qualify as non-GMO.

Eeeyup