or maybe more specifically any of my girls

Any? All? I’m legit willing to play anything you’ve been thirsting for. Showing Chloe new things or discovering what she already knows

At least 25% of why I picked up Luci was his kinky knowledge, tendencies, and general versatility

I'd be SO down. Chloe is a weird one because she's not exactly inexperienced but like... She just seems super vanilla? So I'd love to play out Lucifer kind of making her come out of her she'll, try new things, and definitely get more confident

If she asks for it (or if you want it), he can show her.

The boy's got a freaking cage he can pull out any time he wants, so anything is game

i mean i am living for it

something i'd love to explore with her is definitely raising her confidence with sex and being more open about it, and i feel like lucifer could really challenge her to get outside her comfort zone

i've played some pretty buttoned up characters who were wild in the sack but chloe has always struck me as the type who like, wants more but doesn't know how to ask for it

He he can't cheat with her to get at that information. Gotta do it the old fashioned way

which will make it all the more challenging for him lmfao

luckily she does trust him but no mojo in his favor this time

And he trusts her which makes it all super sappy

i feel like lucifer would have to teach chloe to peg him and she'd be like WHAT oh wait i'm super into that ///

Seconded

jfdklajkal SHE WOULD TOO

I am so in support of Chloe being on top

chloe is a top who doesn't know she's a top yet

right.

i def agree with her being super vanilla but not out of like disinterest just. it's never occurred to her!

exactly! she's actually just... really kind of insecure and she really doesn't know herself that well. and she was married to dan for ages and lbr that man was no adventure

pierce might have brought out a little bit of her kinky side but like, they were together for three seconds and also oh yeah, she hates him. so that probably was a step backwards if anything

DAN IS SUPER VANILLA

YES.

i was just thinking this the other day and laughing

RRrr IM SUPER HARDCORE CORRUPT COP no i only do missionary and if i dont get to cuddle after ill sulk

I don't have anything specific, but Lucifer is going to get Chloe to move past the vanilla stuff and try something a little more adventurous

i am 1000% here for lucifer making chloe a confident kinky lady

give me all of your threads

and god you know dan cries after sex

YOU KNOW IT

ugh Dan why are you like this

SJFDKSJFKLSA

christ

Chloe definitely traded up there

i still stand by my headcanon that he ended up banging lucifer out of curiousity/frustration/loneliness and expected that lucifer would be nice to him after

instead lucifer just acted like nothing had changed

LMFAO i mean.... it tracks

chloe would just pat him on the head and try not to roll her eyes and just want to go to sleep

sorry i came in here to hijack about my terrible headcanons i would absolutely thread pegging with you

that's what i meant to come in here to say. lmao

though fast forward and she would definitely end up crying after some like, super intense magical sex with lucifer and then feel bad for all the times she picked on him

No one who eats that much pudding could ever be hardcore anything

jfaefjkaldj yes pegging

which one of you mentioned in a thread about dan's hell loop being people throwing pudding cups at his head

i can't remember because i suck but it was AMAZING

that is the perfect Hell loop for Dan

his feelings would be so hurt

That was me in a tag XD

or just having to watch Lucifer and Chloe make out

thorhugs: it made me laugh SO hard

/bows

i think lucifer would have to make an appearance in any of dan's hell loops by default

which ironically my heaven loop would be watching lucifer and chloe make out

I agree. On both counts

i mean if i had to stare at this for the rest of eternity i would be very content

Lucifer walks in like "Detective Douche!" and Dan's just like " oh fuck it's true"

sorry dan

so like. not at all speaking of kinks but, would chloe ever use affectionate nicknames for lucifer?

like, she calls ella "babe" a few times when they are being sweet and obviously she has nicknames for trixie but i'm always on the fence if she would skip them out on lucifer now and again

*slip

omg i feel like she would and he would be like

(freezes, has no idea how to react)

he would totally be like wtf

RIGHT is she making... fun of me

or

she's just like not thinking "can you get that for me, sweetie?" and he looks around to see who she's talking to because it most certainly is not him

or the other option which is she's not which means i AHhHh /// hjsdf short circuits

it would be adorable she would laugh her ass off

she'd be the literal first person in the history of eternity to use a diminutive for the devil

do it, Chloe

if you don't think it's happening sometime in our current thread you are a FOOL, a fool i say

oh dear

Lucifer is broken, please turn him off and back on again

Definitely agree that an affectionate name would break his brain

(doubly so because I have about 12 threads right now about him ranting over names, so I'm biased)

lmfao lucifer get some chill

chloe is going to human all over him

He is incapable

she's breaking a record here she's gotta go full out

imagine if she could convince him to marry her

She asks and he like teleports to Vegas

lucifer can barely conceptualize the idea of dating

marriage is like a week long catatonic coma

Comittment?????????

we he certainly isn't going to date anyone else when he's with her

she's waaaay too jealous to let that slide lol

Dating? Of course not. But is she gonna be there for him 10 times a day?

hey lucifer have you ever thought about going a half an hour not having sex??

Nahhhhhh

p sure even when he sleeps all he has is sex dreams

constant half-chubby just from existing

defines the meaning of morning wood

at least she's getting laid regularly for once

what is this no sex thing? how does it work?

it's pretty easy. keep your pants on your body.

Clothed sex can be fun

no he doesn't know that concept either

clearly Chloe doesn't understand how Lucifer works

Clothes are forever optional

right, listen, just because Dad invented shame

doesn't mean we have to care

shame, what shame

Shame is useless and anti-fun

also desire is like, what he does

lmfao this was such a beautiful thing to wake up to this morning

but you know chloe shouldn't talk because maybe she does know about sex with clothes on?

i mean what even was this

were they just making out fully clothed? has it been so long for both of them they forgot how to do it? what is happening here?

Starfleet Captains and their love of coffee and High Powered phaser weapons.

margin_oferror: ohhhh yessssss

... pierce's face in that

they def had sex in the ... uh... evidence? closet? fully clothed

ahahaha he does have a great face in that cap

they have a lot of sex fully clothed apparently

let Lucifer enlighten you, Chloe

to all the kinds of naked fun

Naked fun is the best fun

someone needs to teach her that LOL

and i also loved her telling pierce she hadn't dated or introduced anyone to trixie since she divorced dan and i was just, honey if you honestly think trixie doesnt know what's up with you and lucifer you haven't been paying attention lol

Lucifer will

Trixie knows

it's why she grilled Eve

Trixie likely totally believes Lucifer and Maze in what they are and is totally okay with it

her reaction to Maze's face was "awesome," so

Exactly

trixie would be zero percent surprised if she knew the truth

"he's been telling you this for years mommy DUH he's actually the devil also have you seen how cool maze's face is????"

this is why Trixie is the best

she is the most precious child

Lucifer's favorite small human

which is actually saying a lot

normally he doesn't put up with small humans

i love how awkward chloe looks whenever he mentions how much he hates kids

like she's half exasperated and half doesn't even believe him because she's seen what he's like with trixie

i mean sure he treats her like an alien but he obviously lets her boss him around

he kind of doesn't have a choice

Trixie just waltzed into his life and started bossing him around

and he didn't know what to do

I think he could like kids...if he had any idea what to do with them

well he did scare that kid the moment he met her which like, yes lucifer likes being an asshole

but he also has to admit at some point that trixie charmed him straight away

he did that because she'd done something deserving of punishment (in his mind)

but he did it for someone he'd just met, so....

sure that is the only reason he did it

it is, he promises

>.>

lucifer: the universe's first tsundere

ahaha it's so true though

and he was charmed by a "miracle" and a "surprise"

He claims to not like Trixie then buys her gifts that he would let Chloe claim credit for. And let’s her paint a unicorn on his face

Just like a cat. Acting like he merely tolerates her, but secretly loves her

exactly

he wouldn't let anyone else paint a unicorn on his face

and then leave the evidence behind for others to see

lmfao siriuslydementd and i were just talking about in another plurk that lucifer is basically a cat

which explains why he doesn't like them

yeeeep

but one day a cat will recognize him as a kindred spirit