Lucifer is putting a lock on his elevator so that people can't drink his alcohol and wear his clothes

but mostly drink his alcohol

he should have gotten a lock years ago like, people are walking into that place all of the time

it's a wonder people don't just wander in and steal things

no they just wander in and then try to kill him

clearly they should do their research first

well father kinley did and look how that turned out for everyone

just wander right in and try, everyone

Your Door Was Open - TV Tropes

no one on TV ever locks their doors

it would kill too many great plots

yes

i can't remember but i feel like there was a line at some point that lucifer made a key to her house without her knowing. or maybe i headcanoned that or read it in a fic. i know he did do that with her car though

because he definitely also just walks into her house all the time

granted her apartment inexplicably has three doors so maybe it's just too many for her to remember to lock lol

he seems to have a way with locks though

he got out of her locked car and into a suspect's presumably locked apartment before she even got inside

that's true. he is magical

and there's his handcuff trick

either he's really flexible or he's really good at picking locks

bit of both probably

probably

the flexibility helps with a lot of things

promises promises

Chloe can find out whenever she wants

it'll happen

he needs to take her out on a nice date or bring home fast food again lol

he'll do better than that. he'll cook.

we should do that thread too

if he cooks it's like

yep, definitely cooking

so that's a thread we should do

let's do it

when i put her open post up I'll do a closed starter

sounds good

so they can have two dates

i could also do it in his inbox if you'd rather there!

closed starter is fine