my mom + cruise planning
mom: "i might go parasailing, you're welcome to come."
me: "wait, is parasailing the one where you fly behind a boat in the air and then i end up dropping and drowning and dying?"
mom: "yep. or you crash on a derelict park and a dino eats you."
mom: "i might go parasailing, you're welcome to come."
me: "wait, is parasailing the one where you fly behind a boat in the air and then i end up dropping and drowning and dying?"
mom: "yep. or you crash on a derelict park and a dino eats you."
she also sent me some 20/20 video about disappearances on cruise ships so i sent her this: 
Well she's not wrong.
Did she send you the one about the 1k+ of unexplainable ones? >.>
no but send it to me so i can send it to her and get even
Trying to find that one because it was a rabbit hole I went down one day at work but
parasailing is so relaxing that I've done it with my grandmother and she had a lovely time
it just feels like floating, it's not some big extreme sport style adrenaline rush unless you're afraid of heights
Cruise ship killer fears after TWO HUNDRED passenger... from the sun but...
i'm afraid of being in the ocean and of heights so i'm worried i'd freak out :/
aaah. that's different, then
Because of JP I couldn't do parasailing. >.>
like half of me is like "do it and overcome your fear!" and half of me is worried about signing up for something that would make me have an anxiety attack lol.
lol i hope i don't get eaten by dinos that would be a bummer
and awesome thank you i'm sending this to her lol
Though if you get to pick the way you're going to go? Is eaten by dinosaurs not on the list?
... depends on the dinosaur
rexy can eat me because i get the impression that's like a one crunch done. but blue can kiss my ass.
tell her you can only go parasailing if it's christmas
lol
And absolutely no compys
fhjkadjfkfa MEGAN i love you
noooope no compys
you won't get eaten by dinos
the mouse doesn't own the rights to Jurassic Park
probably that weird cannibal tribe in pirates 2 idk
wow britt not an improvement
I would prefer dinos
ok you can be eaten by monstro
Oh but what if you crashed down and somehow found Atlantis and totally got to be consort to a bad ass queen? Are you considering the other ways this could go?
i had not put a positive spin on this but i do like where this is going
or be a mermaid
Ursula be like "you want to be a mermaid and fall in love" and you're like "idk i'll just take some gills can i intern with you and do crazy shit?" and she's like "yeah girl this one's on the house"
i am SO down for this, dream come true
i'd sign up to be a sea witch in a hot second
like the time my mom suggested going zip lining in honor of my dad and I was like hanging off a cable that could snap and send everyone falling to the ground? I'll stand on the ground and take pictures instead
cries
pretty much
which I knew was extremely unlikely, but still