poor aziraphale is going to learn so much about how weird chloe's life is
lucifer's family is trying to kill me again nbd ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
SHE SAID IT SO CASUALLY
HE HAS A CONCERN
her world's uriel might give his a run for its money
like. you clearly have a guardian devil chloe but if you are not careful you will also acquire one (1) guardian angel because you seem very lovely and he thinks you should not be killed
dresden told him his universe's uriel sucks too so it may be a universal constant
chloe would like to order one guardian angel pls
there's a thread I need to popcorn
like what is Aziraphale going to think of Lucifer's life the next time he sees him
(which should be soon)
she'll eventually have a guardian witch too
so many people protecting her
Crowley over here pretending to be annoyed about all the humans Aziraphale keeps adopting
Be nice Crowley he's making friends!!
He’s not not being nice!
...close enough
He’s giving her gardening advice!
Good demon
crowley is a good chloe knows it
and protecting guardians is very on point for her lol she is fragile little human who takes too many risks PLEASE SAVE HER
the best part of this conversation is that Chloe still thinks Lucifer's family wants to kill her (because he didn't quite finish the story, because the point of it was something else)
lol. i mean they do fuck with her a lot
they do
but not on dear old dad's orders
nobody does anything on dad's orders. they are just disasters
they're good at that all by themselves