like is he asking me if the book is better? is he telling me the book is better? IS HE ONLY CAPABLE OF TYPING THREE WORD QUESTIONS???

that is quite the incomprehensible question

...

i'm very curious as to if he'll keep up the three word questions

does he think this is a charming personality trait

because sir it is not

is it because he only has three letters to his name

so he's cursed until the end of time to speak in threes

who knows

You should answer with 3 words only

three words only?

this his style?

I'm concerned that he doesn't want to seem to use adjectives or like... verbs

I mean, I guess it's better than "hi" but I really hope he learns how to actually speak soon

lmfao he still hasn't answered and i'm a little disappointed because i want to understand this pattern

Hahahahaha

keep us updated

sorry, should have used a question mark there

to fit the trend

tricia868: fit the trend?

you think so?

any news yet?

ahahaha ya'll

his next question had five words so we're getting somewhere

Barc's is an animal rescue in Baltimore (which funny enough is not far from where I live)

It took me like 5 minutes to figure out why he asked this VERY specific question and then I realized it's because my answer to one of my profile questions is about how important I think rescue and adoption is

this is the most boring conversation on earth

Like spongebob squarepants?

i feel like this guy thinks he's paying by the word

it's not like a newspaper ad, dude. you can give a longer response

watching paint dry?

one-word responses are the worst and give you absolutely nothing to work with omg

yeaaahh i didn't even respond back because like, what am i supposed to do with that

lmfao he sent me another message saying "it would be nice to talk to you"

like, that's what i'm trying to do here, dude

it's possible he's single because he's the most boring man in the universe

Unfortunately, most single men win that award.

this is torture

if he's not willing to do the work of being a good conversational partner, odds are he wouldn't do the work to be a good romantic partner either

^truth.

oh absolutely

this is why i prefer chatting a bit before i meet people. if you can't put in the work to have a casual conversation, chances are you're gonna be miserable to spend time with

also meeting people right away makes me nervous and everyone needs to meet up RIGHT NOW and when guys get pushy about it i just assume they think they're gonna get laid 🤷‍♀️

oh NOW he wants to engage me

he's telling you to try harder? get fucked

also "try harder"?

what the fuck

boy bye

ok yeah i wasn't sure if that meant that?

which is why i wanted to run it by you all because wtf

wow yeah

he wants you to entertain him while continuing the 3 word questions

is he aware he sounds like a fuckin horror movie villain

He's a giant nope.

and if not a horror movie villain, he is at the very least one of those reprehensibly lazy people who expects the woman to do literally all of the emotional labor and you do not need that

short-answer him.
"Video games? What do you play?"
FPS. (or whatever.)

i think this dude just tried to fucking correct me on what an adventure game is and i'm getting real mad

UM

WHAT

...

JUST...

GHOST HIM...

BLOCK HIM AND GHOST HIM

WHAT A WEIRD BORING PEDANTIC FUCKO

im sorry your options are like this

yeah he's getting ghosted. the sad thing is i got more enjoyment out of being as underhandedly annoying to him than i did actually trying to talk to him

....I think this guy is one that liked me on FB Dating.

ahahaha

i mean now you know not to bother

I kinda just X'd him. >_>

If there's no effort in a profile, I just X them. I'm not here for a pretty face, homie.

i told him i don't have kik and don't give out my number and to his credit he wasn't a dick about it

that's good at least

clearing the lowest bar of not being a creep is honestly just sad

at best he's just mildy annoying

yeah i think he added some to his profile but i also think i hearted him back when i was giving more people chances

now people with blank profiles get an x automatically

and yeah lol it's sad that the best you can ask from a guy is not to be a creep

rofl getting ""corrected"" on video games is an IMMEDIATE punt out the window and into the sun, in my book

wooooooow this was a RIDE

right you need to dance for him AND he gets to criticize you over nothing

your personality is irritating bro

i didn't respond to him for like 12 hours and he deactivated his profile so there that

however now i am talking to this dope nerd and idk but we already kind of hit it off? he's the first person I've talked to since I started the online dating thing who id already be cool with meeting in person

Woohooo! I hope it goes well!!

boring maybe creepy bullet dodged