Because I'm getting the last of their four backstories, and oh my god

So, we have a Storm Sorcerer Eladrin who is essentially bipolar, except that its more like quadpolar given how their emotions and personalities directly relate to the four seasons

So he's a big pan mess who alternates between FREE LOVE WITH NO CONSEQUENCE, giiiiive until it huuuuurts, I'LL FIGHT EVERYONE I'LL FIGHT YOU I'LL FIGHT MYSELF, and no i'll just lay down and die now kthxbye

We have an Air Genasi Druid (I forget which circle she's studied, don't have the sheet in front of me) who is essentially every edgy male protagonist trait thrown into a woman with fatal mommy issues

She's unflappable and practical and has the 'Haunted One' background, which basically means that people recognize that she has Seen Some ShitTM and will offer their help even if they don't trust her

We have a Vedalken Celestial Warlock, who is a former sailor that inherited her ship (the BTB, or Big Tiddy Boat) from her mother, loves nature and mimosas, and absolutely met her Unicorn patron, Poots, while drunk off her ass in a rainstorm

And finally, we have a Lizardfolk Paladin (Oath of Vengeance) who believes in unity and will rain violent justice on people who threaten that concept. And then he'll eat them, because "Greatest insult you can give someone is to eat them, ultimate assertion of power"

He also loves the soft squshy nonlizard people and how they have to work so hard to match his natural armor and weapons, and will do anything to protect them. Which means he is a hard soft boy.

They're all terrible and I love them so much

Only time will tell if those two bottom ones pop up