Does Baltimore have Commuter Twitter like we do?

today the door alarm, which should be disabled and has been in the house i've lived in for six months, decided it should go off abd shrieked at me for a solid five minutes while i scrambled to unplug it from the wall

so that was cool

margin_oferror: they might! but it's been on my end the last couple weeks. something always holds me up and i get there late

and weird shit, like this

ooooh

What the hell door alarm

when duck got home she found the outlet and plug covered with scorch marks so

we assume these two malfunctions are related

oh shit