a genre of rp might be "neopets literate rp" or "ecats"

what genre is owo notices ur bulge

because that

the one that furries do on the submission pages of artwork. with the artist, with the owner of the character, with whoever passes by

are these examples of the same genre?

yes

i think liz might have won this one already

I submit: instagram baby rp

that type of tumblr rp with the unreadable -5 font size page layouts that format their p o s t s
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I mean I try not to be judgmental but I've had enough content rped upon that I feel I've earned at least 5% right

also: people who roleplay in the comments of other people's non-rp posts

lmao though remember when that intense typography style happened on lj?

^ people who roleplay in the comments of other people's non-rp posts but especially with rpf

facebook rp

anyway I will explain the genre of instagram baby rp

people used to rp on my art posts and I hated it

because I think it's a strong contender

this plurk is so cursed already

basically people steal random pictures of babies from elsewhere on instagram, without permission of the families

i don't know if it's better or worse that that image is so small i can't see the text

but honestly... why...

seconding baby rp

okay yes that wins

and then they make these "adoption" posts where someone plays the mommy and someone plays the baby

this is so much worse than furries

but you know… with text… so it's just like "mama want food" over and over

it is chiefly younger teen girls and 40+ year old women

yike

I can't believe Alex made this plurk just to introduce us all to this.

this seems like the kind of thing that should happen at this time of night tho

please I've already plurked about instagram baby rp

anyway it gets even worse than that but I will stop

i... wow

And yet, Alex. And yet.

i thought i'd seen it all but instagram baby rp is a new brand of yikes for me

do people rp in wikipedia talk pages?

I bet they do

I bet they do and I bet it's terrible

hey!! this is bad

i was gonna submit "as cold-open messages on dating sites" bc I'd forgotten about the instababy

don't stop just when it's getting good alex

i beg of you

okay, I will link you all this article

and you can choose to pursue the link or not. it's a choose your own adventure.

c h r i s t

Pinterest rp if only because I STILL DONT GET HOW IT WORKS and it fucks with presentation with their huge ass blocks of texts ffa

wait

how do you rp on pinterest

do you just... repin the same thing over and over

YOU REPIN PEOPLES PINS AND IT GIVES YOU A LIL NOTIF I THINK?

But people do it

It's like intensely pre-teen romance novel tho

wild

it seems like a ux nightmare

oh pinterest also has a horrible manip culture

I always forget about it until it comes up

wtaf

I'm gonna throw all the guys who throw the "/grabs your chest and massages your breasts" at women without consent type messages out of the blue in here too

pretending to sexually assault random women online is always great

I wish I never knew about Instagram baby rp

I remember the first time Alex cursed me with this knowledge

why did i come in here .... i knew what i was getting into and yet ..... in my hubris

me: oh this plurk'll be an interesting read
me five seconds later:

^SAME

I added a warning!!

you can't put PANDORA'S BOX DO NOT OPEN and then expect people to not open it

WHAT THE FUCK ALEX

MY BRAIN HAS A BAD WRINKLE IN IT NOW

sorry everyone