Today on life with kiddo: We’re driving, and we come by a house with a pickup truck parked in the driveway. Kiddo: Why is that car parked? Me: Maybe the people there haven’t gotten up yet. Maybe they don’t want to go anywhere. Kiddo: in a singsong voice Two peopllle, time to get uuuup! repeats
Me: They’re not going to hear you from in here, you know. Kiddo: continues anyway Me: What makes you so sure it’s two people? Kiddo: beat Three peopllle, time to get uuuup!
My older brother apparently once burst into my parents' room at dawn saying, "The suuuun's up!" To which my parents promptly replied, "Then tell him to go back to bed!"