I'm sitting at the computer and he rushes out of the bathroom like

"BABE!!!!!"

"SOMEDAY WHEN WE HAVE KIDS WE SHOULD PUT EMPTY, WRAPPED CHRISTMAS BOXES UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE"

"AND THEN WHEN THEY MISBEHAVE, THROW THE BOXES INTO THE FIREPLACE"

and then he just returns to his evil shower LIKE BUN PLS

he's been laughing about it for about five full minutes

he's so cute. and we aren't going to inflict this kind of trauma on our children. but he thinks it's hilarious

oH HE WAS ON REDDIT

.... time to uninstall reddit

happy sunday, everyone!!

So what I'm getting is that, much like children, you cannot leave this man unsupervised.

LMFAOOOOO

BUN IS SO CUTE AND PURE like his wife. the perfect combo

Additional parenting ideas you might want to suggest:

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OH MY GOSH EchoDoctor

MelonFlavored >:C he is very good and cute. and evil.

we had a conversation at breakfast about how our children will behave and it went something like

"they'

be angels, hellions,

or they'll look like angels

walk like angels

talk like angels

but be devils in disguise.

and we want to have three of them. pray for me

i mean of course they'll be option c
you're a dm and also a ball of cotton candy

three squishy beans ;w;

oh my god three tiny squish buns