they literally gave my grandmother a heart attack this season

(she's fine)

omg

congrats!!!!

god that was fuckin tense

WHY

what happened to winning by 40?

why did they stop doing that

saints borrowed that energy this week ig

anyway if we couldn't beat the seahawks once we didn't deserve the division

also re: my grandma, she has had heart problems for a long time and I knew she had an incident a few weeks ago but that she was hospitalized and then released but only when I saw her at christmas did the full story emerge as "heart attack due to 49ers/saints"

okay also update: grandma did survive this football game

hooray grandma!!!

people are gonna be salty about the refs all week

and tbh that's fair

but also that delay of game penalty…

Tbf the saints were playing Carolina and I love the panthers but would the family that left their 11 kids at Bank of America field come back and pick them up they're embarrassing an NFL team....

yeah panthers are having a rough time of it

curse of the black cat

Meanwhile Snyder is interviewing Rivera and. Uh. I know you need a job Rivera but don't take that one if Allen is still there my dude

who is going to hire Josh McDaniels?

and yes, don't take a Washington Football Team job, the problem there isn't lack of coaching talent

they had McVay, Shannahan, LaFleur not so long ago

CBS Sports HQ on Twitter

God at the bar yesterday watching the Ravens game I went off AGAIN about Shanahan ruining RG3

YOU HAD COUSINS RIGHT FUCKING THERE why did you send RG3 back in

(I know the answer is short term gain + racism but seven years later, I am still very angry)

when the 49ers played the ravens rg3 came up to (kyle) shannahan

Ooh boy I would have loved to overhear

Though RG3 is generally a classy guy

yeah they shook hands it seemed friendly

I feel like both are glad to not be in Washington

WOW Snyder finally fired Allen

Maybe Rivera has a chance since WaPo says he's basically taking the job

yeah it seems like a done deal

can we also use this plurk to laugh at the patriots

YES always laugh at the patriots

y'all lost home field to the DOLPHINS

they were at home too

lol

We were at a bar yesterday since the Bears game for some?? Reason?? Was deemed more interesting to Chicago TV viewers than the packers??

And my head was on a CONSTANT swivel between the Pats, Packers, Bears, and Chiefs

Like what is even HAPPENING

I had to work alas I just came home to some lol patriots texts and then nfc east memes

NFC east memes never die

NFL MEMES on Instagram: “Know your shapes!”

ZING

my friend is a depressed cowboys fan

I don't root for Washington anymore but I do love the tears of Dallas fans at all times

The finest wine

Skip Bayless on Twitter

anyway convo with seahawks fan at work: "you guys are lucky because you're totally healthy"

me: