I am someone who thinks a 600 page book is normal-sized, but this is a brick

I can't carry this to a coffee shop to read

that's quitter talk

it will ruin my purse!

i thought everyone in the pnw had backpacks

time for a Novelty Tote Bag

behold. the “book purse”

caro just came in here swinging 😂

In fact I don't have a backpack through no fault of my own

I got a gift certificate for my birthday that I tried to use to buy a backpack but!! when I used it not two weeks later the site said it was expired.