that's how u know ur ic

o good gen is here [5 minutes later] o no gen is here

look she started it with this question about mistresses

what part of "i've been in love with you since i was six" is hard to understand, besides the love part

ok well it's obviously different when she does it

aw damnnn those idiots are in love

it's a problem

I kind of feel bad for inflicting them upon the network

if they have a valentines date then we should probably have a section for hecklers, for karmic balance

caroline is still team valentines date

stage whispering How To Date 101 from a nearby bush

first you invade the castle using wooden canon, then you force the queen into a boat, and then you offer her the choice of drowning or marriage

simple!!

semicolons please help them

get that bitch some earrings a war bitches love earrings war

caroline is TRYING to get her some nice things for valentine's

she wants to be friends with a queen

plus she totally saved gen's life that one time

we're not talking about how she got hungry then and bit him tho

HM YES MAYBE NOT MENTION THAT SECOND PART

lmao that was the start of this conversation "never mention that this happened to my wife"

and then caroline got excited abt his wife

and is trying to plan their valentines date

which is the opposite of how everyone else ever has reacted to "eugenides wants to court attolia" so he doen't know how to deal

attolia will assume caroline has sinister intentions

what they might be? no idea. BUT WHO WOULD ENCOURAGE THIS

she's gonna be so happy when she finally sees attolia tho

WOW SHE'S SO PRETTY who knew you could reel in such a pretty girl gen

so pretty and so actually royal seeming

attolia can correct caroline's curtsies

and teach her how to properly wave...

maybe that's where i'll steer the thread, an introduction for caroline

meet the Wife

"this is my wife who does not want to be called by her name, only her title"

eventually someone other than gen will call her irene and she will have to be held back

how dare

irene is a very pretty name tho

I should just make an emote of that I use it so much

[attolia]

scarlett o'hara sometimes gets that big murder queen energy and I love it

do you think gwtw exists in new amsterdam

historically preserved

if it doesn't I'm dropping

caroline should send a copy to attolia after they meet... it's her canon fav movie

attolia vs fiction consumed for fun "why the fuck"