ikea speedrun

I even got a great parking spot

and more importantly a new bookcase

oh my god the champion

witchcraft

...are you a witch?

Awww yiss

I came on a weekday right when they opened, went directly to the bookcase since I knew where in the warehouse they'd be (you can get bin #s online hot tip) and then I was the first person at the checkout

those are my ikea tips

How did u find the exit

maybe the ikea exit is an illusion and I never really did

maybe we're all still inside ikea

makes u think

what if the ikea exit is a state of mind

and you have to reach that state of mind in order to leave

you have to achieve that level of consciousness