1. chain smoker solves magic bug infestations

2. shoujo mangaka doesn't realize that he's also an oblivious wacky shoujo protagonist

3. high school boy becomes youkai counselor with his grandma's notebook and a fat drunk dad cat

4. maybe the real found family was the cool pretty boys we collected to survive along the way

5. wizard boy would give an arm and a leg for his brother, and he does. then gets hired by the government and has to help dismantle it before the whole country dies. then he uphands god

6. wizard boy (but in China) becomes necromancer, fucks everything up, and dies. then gets resurrected years later to solve a zombie puzzle murder, and decides to focus more in the other half of "be gay, do crimes"

7. cool mercenary lady is hired as bodyguard, ends up co-parenting little prince with magic mpreg problems with her shaman boyfriend

8. what if Jesus Christ was a geek with a movie/TV blog and had slice of life adventures in modern Japan with Buddha as his roommate?

9. this starts as a ballet-based mahou shoujo and ends up being so meta, the characters rebel against their very role in the plot and rewrite the script

10. for once the little shit genius teen wizard protagonist is a girl. she's just trying to vibe with her himbo partner and her D&D-esque friends, eat good food, steal treasure from bandits, the usual. but somehow she always ends up dragged by demons into trouble and saving the world

11. the world's most disabled boy kills a lot of demons and that happens to be Bad

i got everything except 11

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