holy shit I laughed really hard

my plurk looks SO OMINOUS

I don't know how to make it stop

but uhhh no, I have never had this happen

I have no idea what you're saying it just keeps updating my plurk with this eldrich text

cthulu fhtagn

or however you spell that

omg... I have never seen this

I'm cry why is it so evil

I've closed and reopened it 3 times

??????

Something has been unleashed.

kjshdf oh no marzi rip

our first parade victim

this only happened after i dragged leu

now i'm paying the price OTL

remember me as i lived i guess

oh shit you dunked on will and now he hacked your shit

oh god it's too real

that's what you get I guess

oh yeah cause he can take time away from his blue """""girlfriend"""""

god i'm laughing so hard

so for the record, opening and closing didn't work. restarting the phone didn't work. resetting the wifi connection didn't work

so i guess it's uninstall and reinstall

what makes you think he can't do this with one hand

HAHAHAHAH

damn well that's me told

do I hate myself for saying it? yes. was it funny? also yes.

oh shit.... it's the spirits messing with you

conclusion: worth it

oh my god

belatedly mippins if the first casualty to the parade doesn't come with my chemical romance fanfare that'll be an opportunity lost

LMAO oh dw we'll make it happen

it's an incredibly easy joke but that's the thing it would be an opportunity lost if we didn't, so,

You have to do it

thank you i feel very comforted in these trying times

We live to serve

burn your phone

only solution

you're fuckin cursed

thanks I probably earned it

also this looks like a bug and you can probably report it to the plurk team

but in my professional opinion, you're cursed

hmmm not sure if more or less comforted