This is an Ohio newspaper from the 1920s

This is immortal

the shitpost sentinel

LMFAAAOOOO

this is beautiful

There's several I want to paste here but they're linked on a website that's got a "this might not be safe!" gate up

This entire litany yesterdaysprint

"I know a diamond from a beer bottle chip, I do."

ETIQUETTE: If the invitation says "full dress," do not wear pajamas.

CLEAN NEWS: While spring cleaning, look between the covers of the bed to see if you kicked any socks off last winter.

TO CATCH FISH: Feed the fish crackers. This makes fish so thirsty they drink the stream dry and you can catch them with your bare hands.

Newspapers are the best way to remind everyone that people have always been basically the same