NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I woke up and it's like I never slept, I have two things I am scheduled to do after work and I forgot I volunteered to stay late 👍

oh no

nooo

oh nooo

You cannot. You'll miss the game on Sunday

thezombiecoma: as further evidence of my masochism I spent my break subjecting myself to the kirk cousins discourse

No dying,.

Oh there's discourse??

Ew. No

is kirk cousins a franchise QB?

the 49ers/Kyle Shanahan really wanted Kirk Cousins and fans of many teams apparently have strong Kirk Cousins opinions

thus, the discourse

Aha

I, as a former Washington fan, have strong opinions about franchise tagging instead of giving the man a goddamn contract

Because what the flying fuck put up the money or get another guy

But gross mismanagement and sheer flying stupidity is the order of the day over there so what did I expect but that's not exactly Cousins discourse as much as Fuck Snyder

there are two kinds of Washington fans: those who are mad at Snyder for fucking up the Cousins situation, and those who are mad at Cousins b/c Snyder fucked that up

Cousins on the 49ers would be good, I feel

He would but lbr being mad at Snyder is literally always the correct choice

yeah, if you think Cousins is actually a detriment to a team you're... probably drinking Snyder's koolaid

I don't know if the 49ers would be where they are if they'd gone with the original plan and signed Cousins, since they drafted #2 last year and that made a big difference

but they would absolutely be good with Cousins + the rest of the roster