I'll take "things that will never happen for $400, Alex"

i wish we had an emma so she could shit talk too

I SUPPORT THIS ON PRINCIPLE

the reason it will never happen is that namor is literally on every team

yeah but he's only on them for 10 seconds and nobody remembers or cares

and you have to read invaders

so you can whip out such quality canon events as Nazi panty raids and Thor's brief career as a fascist

because the entire point of modern-day invaders comics is like "only we can/will deal with namor's bullshit"

also Thor mindwiped his career as a fascist at the end of that arc

I think Doom remembers b/c he peaced out early? idk it's been a while

are we talking shit about namor

well bucky definitely is

contemplating doing a dreamlog with Namor Content

just make loki yell again, bucky

all aquamen are trash as far as Damian is concerned

"shut up I hate you"
"nice to see you too, subby"

yes that is what Bucky calls him because Invaders is a self parody

at least half of those are irrelevant or all parts of the same arc

the Avengers stuff is totally needless but he's currently one of the main Avengers badguys trying to summon the Phoenix Force

learning from experience has never been his strong suit

minimoffs I like how Damian's like "he tried to summon giant seafood to attack New York" uncharitably, when this is just Namor's thing

if i still played lorna here she would help him dunk on namor if only bc she dunks on everyone p much

if everyone dunks on namor, it will summon a namor to the game

wow is damian insulting kaldur with his aquamen insults

oh thats right

kaldur is the exception

fuck all atlanteans

man though what is the status of meadowlark atlantis

i mean in arthur's defense, superman did kidnap his city and stick it in the middle of the desert

but nobody needs to know that

in namor's defense… he was an amnesiac hobo

??

he has feet wingies he's exempt from criticism

damian is now namor's favorite

is it time for my favorite panel ever? i think it is

oh my god

my favorite part is how it implies namor talks about his feet wingies constantly

also they're in the cockpit of what amounts to a jet and namor is piloting

if i had feet wingies i'd talk about them constantly too

but he still has time to stick his foot in bucky's face

buckyboy

he's very flexible

oh my god i thought that was just weird panel cropping NAMOR WHJY

nope that's it that's the panel

it's the greatest

proposed dream sequence: it starts out there, with all the angsty insecurity to draw you in

but then it just turns into namor's foot fetish

for his own feet