not either!

where's that Jake?

He's at his friend's house. HIs friend's idiotic baby momma is inducing tomorrow so they're messing

around for one last night before he has no life anymore. He lives like 2 hours away and that sucks.

that's no fun! Does he not understand that you need him to sleep?@?!?!?!

Not yet, apparently. But it does serve me right for leaving him to visit you and Angie with B for 5 days! LOL

but B *needed* you!!!

This is true. and I suppose Jake's BFF needs him now.

they need to understand we win!

LOL that's what I thought. But after you get married everything has to be... oh... what was that word? ... Umm... Oh yeah. "Equal."

my marriage wasn't equal, probably why it's past tense.

my exhusband is a douchenozzle.

Most ex

's are douchenozzles.