bun: hey, new ceiling fan? we should get one.
me: sounds good! I am not going to be able to help install. replacing electronics makes me anxious as hell.
bun: cool.
bun:
bun: so now that we have it, I need your help
me: sounds good! I am not going to be able to help install. replacing electronics makes me anxious as hell.
bun: cool.
bun:
bun: so now that we have it, I need your help
AND SUDDENLY I AM UNDERNEATH THE OLD FAN, HOISTING 40LBS OF DUSTY METAL
and everything is unscrewed and the WHOLE THING IS ATTACHED TO THE CEILING OBVIOUSLY
bun is angry and just cut the damn wires and I am underneath the fan like DON'T YOU HURT ME I WILL ACTUALLY PERISH I AM CURRENTLY ALREADY 60% PERISHED
he turned off power in the bedroom so no risk of electrocution but he has no idea what hes doing and I just. IT WAS ALL I COULD DO TO GET AN OLD SHEET OVER OUR BED SO HE DIDNT GET SHIT ALL OVER IT
I AM stressed. over a ceiling fan. it's cool looking.
I will help out in several hundred other scenarios that are not out of my comfort zone. cleaning. cooking. groceries. all things that he hates and won't do. (he does assist with cleaning, though!!)
but PREFACED this with "I do not feel comfortable with replacing a ceiling fan because of the electricity and the hardwiring" and hes like
"HEY CAN U COME AND ASSIST ME" like HHHHNGHHH PLEASE NO
Do you need me to come punt a Bun.
I will probably need to help him reinstall the hefty part of the fan on the ceiling but like ndnejxbdidb 
pls plspls.
plspls.
I will fight.
oh my god why are dudes like this