I AM READY 2 ARREST SOME TARANTULAS

ISABELLE IS FED UP TO SHIT WITH ME

>:C

a snag in the plan-- I set down a plot of land to be bought by a resident and!!!!! Now my islands are all turning into islands that future villagers could be on!!!

so...I guess some shopping? I went to two islands and hOLY SHIT no ty. no cank you.

one of them had a tribal pig and the other one had a high as fuck sheep and I just wasn't ready to commit several weeks to getting rid of either >:C

HHHHHHHHHELP I FOUND HIM OH MY GOSB WHO IS THIS BESUTIFUL NERDY NUGGET

I AM CRYING HKAJSFKJBAWEKJF

okay, first island is bamboo island!!!

which meets the required 'must be one level' condition...

my axe survived chopping through all the heckin' bamboo

so now i'm just picking up weeds and flowers/materials

gonna dump 'em all on the beach >:C heck yes

I HAVE CAUGHT MY FIRST TARANTULA

this....this is a somewhat tedious process >:C

but i ame tarantulas down. so we're just gonna see how it goes.

i am 3 tarantulas** >8C what the heckity deckity

BISCUITS.....

>:C ok so it's gong a little faster now.

i hit my net on a rock and >8C HUFFS

it got me. but I think this is 6.

nope, it's 9! >:Cbbbbbbb

hHHNNGRGHJ i am stressed out

there is no bad twist to this. IF I GET BIT I JUST RESPAWN AT THE DOCK AND IT IS NOTHING

UT GOD IT SCARES ME WHEN THEY START RUNNING ;A;

YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST!!!!!!!!!!!

okay. 15 tarantulas down and i am Stressed Out

>8C BUT I'M GONNA MAKE THAT HECKIN' MONEY

OH MY GOSHKSFJHKJWFB

IT WORKED

i made a little safety area and a tarantula tried to get me and I TRICKED HIS DUMB LITTLE BUGGY BUTT >8C

I AM A GENIUS

AND ANXIOUS

ok I'm over half way there and doing okay >:C utilizing the trap I've built makes this much, much faster.

if I never do this again it will be way too soon 8C

IT WILL NEVER CEASE TO MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE THE WAY THE PLAYER PULLS A TARANTULA THAT KNOCKED YOU ON YOUR HECKIN BUTT

T WITH BARE HANDS

WITHOUT LOOKING

JUST FUMBLING AROUND IN THE FREAKING NET LOOKING FOR THIS DANGEROUS CREATURE

my skin is actually crawling. hdawjkefk

i hope this isn't coming off complain-y. This is genius. And not easy!!! I JUST am here by myself and >:C w-weep

okay-- i'm in the home stretch.

if I leave behind my pole and my ladder....and my filmsy shovel....we're looking at catching 6 more.

then I'll leave with my nook tickets and my net. 38 tarantulas.

OH MY HECK

it is done. >:Cbbbbbbb i am a goddess among mortals

(37 tarantulas)...but it's ok

Flick: Do you have any bugs to sell? WHAT KIND?!
Me:
Me: SPIDERS

>:C you can indeed offer me 444k for all these heckin' spiders.

God I wish I could do that but it was hard enough catching one for the museum