Dalawa ito. The first one is a bit green while the second one's sabaw.

1.) Lola: Whatcha cookin'?

Josiah: Hotdogs.

Lola: Oh, but don't you already have one?

2.) Lola: Ano ba ito. Hotdogs and egg ang almusal. Wala bang tuyo?

Josiah: Ate, may tuyo ba tayo diyan? Gusto ng nanay eh.

Yaya: Ay. BASA pa.

Patawa ung number 2. THEHECK