look at them. so snug and comfy.

OH

I WANNA PET

THEY ARE GOOD BEEBINS AND WOULD LOVE TO HAVE THE ATTENTION >:C

what breed is ur toasty marshmallow baby.... they look like ragdoll?

but they are also little demons and do nothing but steal the seats of which my butt goes.

ragdoll siamese

AHHHH BLESSED..... what a good combo

man I get out of bed, they dash for my spot. I GET OUT OF THE CHAIR AT MY COMPUTER AND THEY SUDDENLY WANT TO WRITE MY TAGS FOR ME

I AM STANDING IN FRONT OF MY CHAIR. I AM, IN FACT, AFFRONTED

yes, Leo is a good toasty marshmellow...who is shedding uncontrollably right now

but I will still love him. he yells until you hold him and then continues to yell and purr when he is held....he is a baby.

bebop is a baby who wants attention and will screm for it but do not pick me up boy I die I will surely perish if I am lifted

if I am lifted somewhere I was going anyway I will not get comfortable because I did not get here myself and thus did not want it

and then he will make biscuits on the chair and get stuck and yell until you come find him and help him....

and then when you come help him he is affronted that you would grab his paw what did he do to deserve this horrible treachery why are you not helping him

This plurk is SENDING ME TO HEAVEN

Look at them ;3; the beans....

AND THEN THERE IS THIS GUY

make eye contact and be beeped at.

BEEPS!!!! >8C

oh my GOD these cats

BABY!!!!!!!!

Squish I need to smooch sylvesters face. :C

in all forms. he will just start chirping and beeping and he doesnt need scratches, he prefers to be stroked

but do not stroke too hard because he will lower himself until he is army crawling

PTSD from a family that has done nothing but love him relentlessly...tragedy >:C

OMG

all these rude babies

I need to smooch them all but especially Sylvester’s fabulous mustache :C

he will stand in doorways and beep until you tell him he can come in

but then, he knew he could come in so he didn't need ur permission >:C rude human

he climbs into the raft near the ceiling and watches all the humans from above. responds well to scratching the wall but do not attempt to climb and will ignore on repeated transgressions

MEANWHILE THESE TWO ARE STILL IN MY SEAT

;A; coze

they are...

I love them :c

I suppose I will just need to stand and never sit at my computer again.

HRRRGHHH WHO ALLOWED CATS TO BE THIS CUTE I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THE UNIVERSE'S MANAGER

IM SOBBING LOOK AT THEM

I have reassumed my seat....the payment is as follows:

leo demands at least 15 kisses, intermingled with baby talking and scratches on his head to the point that his eyes close.

he also needs a new place to lay, so a blanket must be given up as an offering.

Bebop requires that you follow him to the dry bar, where he must first stretch, show you his claws, and then, using both hands (important) you must scratch his head and squish his cheeks together and baby talk him

he does not want to be stroked. he must be scratched and squished. when returning to the bedroom, you must also squish his cheeks when he jumps on the book case.

NO KIDDING HE LOVES TO HAVE HIS FACE SMOOSHED TOGETHER

he purrs like a motor, man. >:C a happy baby.

and that is the story of how Squish got her chair back. C:

;O; I LOVE THEM

squish squishes her squishes C8

squishlings