dear lord.

I had to lay down the law for bun a few days ago when I was like "pls just think of me a little bit" and he was like "well, I don't really think about cleaning the house so i don't do it" and I was like

bun...............that's fuckin' asshole talk and it is not allowed ever again

but much nicer. :C and like. I MEAN >:C HE HAS BEEN SET IN HIS OWN WAYS FOR SO LONG BUT I NEED ASSISTANCE AND >8C so i told him and then pressed it in and he's been helping a lot more... which is good uwu

but honestly, i told him i wanted to split grocery trips. and he was like "yeah ok" and then just two days ago decided he's lactose intolerant (he's not...I think he's just dairy sensitive) and after we ran out of eggs he decided he was going to eat spaghetti this morning for breakfast (????????????????)

he woke up this morning and showered and washed himself off, which means that...i am going grocery shopping. because i do an immediate cleanse when i come home. like. get out of car, bring groceries inside, put them away, get naked, clean kitchen, take scalding shower, worry about covid-19 for a few hours.

he alSO said this morning that he was getting called into the office and >:C I JUST.....AUGHHH.

aughhh.

stay the hell away from me auughhh

AND HE'S SO GOD DAMN STUBBORN HE'S GONNA WALTZ IN HERE AFTER WORK AND WANT SMOOCHES-- NO GET AWAY FROM ME

wash your clothes, take a shower, and then smooches. god. i just.

he was bragging like "my job in dispatch means interacting with truckers who go everywhere"

..... there's a lot of serious things in here but I'm also focusing on NAKED KITCHEN CLEANING

W-WELL

U NO I JUST

I JUST DON'T WANT TO BRING ANYTHING INTO THE BEDROOM THAT I CAN HELP U NO

AND I LEAVE MY SHOES IN THE GARAGE

NO I GET IT IT'S JUST CUTE IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THE REST Y OF THE THE WORLD

I'm also on edge 99.99999%of the time I'm laughing at like
every inappropriate thin NG

it's a Scene I'm just saying. bun is like "Hey! Butts!" and I'm like "I NEED TO SHOWER STAY AWAY FROM ME" >:C

he is Not Helpful.

b yeah no absolutely yesterday i had to yell at my bro
who i love

because he didn't shower after coming home from groceries

UGHHHHHH >8C PLS PLS PLS

and i was just YOU NEED
TO DO
THESE THINGS

I LOVE YOU BUT I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS UP AND DOWN THIS ISLAND

so
grips your hands!!!

i hope he gets.... the message....

but I have gloves, and I DO have fabric masks-- I have several that I wore when I went jogging and the wind was a huge jerk >:C

yeah. :C idk. >:C it's game time, though. perhaps i will document the occasion. wish me luck.

omg same here i nearly fell on my butt

YOU GOT THIS SQUISH ILU

8C ILU2 AND DON'T FALL ON YOUR PERFECT TOOSHIE >:C

GODSPEED FREN!!!! ;0;

Also naked cleaning.....