I had a tab loaded with only this image:

I have not been mind-changed on a point once

people of the communist side...... amazing

Tick-Tock.

the saga continues:

oh ho

the die has been cast, he's so smart

the rubicon is crossed

alea iacta est

"need i say more, invertebrate"

the whole line about mandy

all of this

"consider my petition wisely, lagomorph" is just a great sentence

"either change the gender of your fursona, or i shallt sally forth into debating you"

incredible

i hope it gets even better

it's from this twitter

goog god

good, even

Every day of my life

every time i try to read just the first paragraph of the first message, i completely check out how're y'all reading this

it gets too wild to stop

I feel like I really buried the lede here but anyway

I woke up to this without context this morning

An omen, a great and terrible omen

this is... just. so much.

points for continuing the caesar motif

i just... looked at the date

i genuinely thought this was an ancient internet artifact but no people are still like this in tyool 2020

"i bellow loudly as i type this, drawing masses of attention" that's how i type everything, you're not special

yes

"prophetic dreams" maybe he really did mean oneuristic

lotta white supremacy in there

this dude is a monarchist

i kind of want to replace every reference to caesar with a fictional character, because i swear it wouldn't change the energy at all

art harlot

there are a lot of literal fascist and white supremacist red flags there also

WHY DO YOU WANT TO DESTROY WESTERN CIVILIZATION????

ask him about mussolini

LAPAN WHORE OF WHORES

I want him to know how old the word homosexual is

tho I think he uses --phile bc he thinks it's degrading aka 'accurate'

it's kind of like a mel brooks sketch, rendering fascism ridiculous

tru it's much better if you read it in mel brooks' voice

I could've sworn there was a monty python sketch or character who very condescendingly used long words, that were wrong?? might've been discworld