I was joking about pouring milk directly into a bottle of chocolate sauce, she said something along the lines of, "Pour the milk directly into the nipple!" and I, being ESL, thought that was actually the technical term for it and was utterly flabbergasted

Really? Chocolate sauce comes out of the nipple!?

and then the other two corrected things for me, but. those were a wild three seconds

I giggled like a bitch about this yet again for the past ten seconds

love you

chocolate sauce is stored in the nipple

sometimes i drink from the source

another one for the titter feed

this is bullying