like. two nerds meet, get married, and give birth to two more nerds

one of which is a shut-in and the other is a cute lolita girl

also Han is named after both a Star Trek charecter and Link

never noticed that

he can fucking hack into government satellites

Do you mean Star Wars?

one of Han's first words was hadouken

just_another_dreamer: no, it's both

Han after Han Solo, Tiberius after James Tiberius

the biggest grounding he ever got was for hacking into the FBI's fingerprint database

actually no he isn't even named after Han Solo

so it's just Star Trek

He was going to hack the Wall Street feed but thought against it.

'He ships whatever Tumblr ships.'
Han. Sweetheart. Are you sure that's wise.

Okay, I didn't know his middle name so I was confused

just_another_dreamer: he has like 3 or 4 so that's fair

'Han was a sponsored player for a Starcraft Tournament; he earned money.'
is that legal??? Can he do that as a minor??

he could have just lied about his age sure

oh my god...he is so sweet

he dressed as Edward Elric for Children's Day

'Han is quite willing to make a cosplay video with him, Dwight and Neil.'
CP WHERE IS IT

'Lucy wouldn’t be content with a guy who doesn’t share her interests.'
As she shouldn't!

Lucy is a cosplayer which means she knows how to sew and I'm jelaous

'Lucy has a huge crush on Jesse St. James.'
Lucy PLEASE get some taste

'Lucy has a crush on Satoru but thinks he and Drew have a thing.'
MOOD

LUCY SEES IT

But also I’M SHIPPING LUTORU NOW heck that’s cute

Nerd relationships are the best can you imagine their couple cosplays..the family cosplays when Han and Lucy were kids

Also Lucy liking Satoru made me think...Drew and Satoru being friends with Han makes so much sense. I want this friendship.

headcanon: Han has a 5-star island in Animal Crossing. And it’s completely fandom themed and Reddit-famous

I agree with all of it

ChelseaMarie7: Satoru Has 2 Hands