I swear my adult live right now consists of convincing my father to not keep buying stuff off of Wish/sketchy dropshipping sites because it's "cheap"
OMG this is my mum. “I bought these things they were so cheap! But they don’t seem to work”. No shit.
LOLLL. omg dying.
Lollll
Lol my dad is totally the same! 
Ohh did you get my notecard?