So we have some cacti who have survived for years, but the most tenacious D is one whose shape has been, uh, conditioned by sunshine to take a particular form. Anyway, here's a photo of homeboy Cactus Pene in bloom 
oh wow
that's a very accurate name
loool
I just had a terrible thought: world's most painful dildo ...
noooooo, cactus pene is a wholesome dude who's just clinging there
