love this

I don't… want to read the Bendis DC stuff

I don't want to understand Rebirth I just want to make more jokes about this cover:

oh yeah that's some classic superdickery

ah silver age dc

it's the best

I have read several dozen issues of Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen

including one where he kills alexander hamilton

anyway now I am reading superman and I'm upset because there's violence toward cats

all I want in life is silver age comics

only silver age jimmy olsen matters

you have to admit panfandom jamjar plots are quite similar to silver age jimmy olsen plots

god it's true

the supergirl/comet romance is like… the pairing that would get you namedropped

the sora/palpatine of the silver age

anyway this is what i'm enabling

I already regret this

comics are art

convergence was a jamjar game, in-game pregnancy plot and all.

that sure was some gratuitous violence against cats

(i liked action comics better)

convergence is 100% a jamjar game

also does hal jordan ruin everything??

where are you playing jimmy for real i must know

I guess the last word is supposed to be colu but I can only see cow

it's colu

the brainiac homeworld from the legion of superheros timeline

it looks like cow

that is a Bad Font

moo

timmtams idk yet, perhaps ?? prisma would also be funny though

prisma would be!!

i'm not even sure i'm gonna do the thing but if i do it will be somewhere low-key like that

cow

walked in to convergence

im so sorry

it seems to be a thing that happened

so wait they undid crisis on infinite earths?? what??

ha ha which instance

blackest night followed by final crisis is what finally made me give up

you know what I read fucking countdown, why am I doing this again

why ARE you doing this again

nothing like ominous all knowing narrative saying "for all intents and purposes, this is the new earth-2" to make things make sense again

because DC erased all the continuity i'd already read

oh no

"didn't marvel do this and wasn't it called secret wars" yes, but that also went on way way too long

everyone hates gotham

honestly while a lot of people don't really like Convergence, I enjoyed it because of the dumb jamjar aspect and the fact it wasn't a 'THIS IS ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS' sort of event it was a 'lol we're moving offices cross country, here's our stupid filler in the meanwhile please like'

yeah, it's dumb, but at least it doesn't pretend to be smart

this one, i like

who, who could have done such a thing??

okay but real talk the problem with timelines is that once you fuck with them, you can't unfuck with them

you can never be unfucked

fixing things back makes things more complicated. sometimes better, but more complicated.

the only one who didn't get younger in the new 52

why……………………………………

NO GOD, PLEASE NO!

Yeah that... did not pan out well.

Doomsday Clock was supposed to be the big DC universe/Watchman crossover that would explain and fix everything!!!

I know that wally west becomes the new doctor manhattan somehow but that's really stupid

ah doomsday clock

"dc universe and watchmen do not share a continuity"

look I fixed everything

except for the fact Geoff Johns kept letting the release schedule slide like it was a fanfic for a fandom he wasn't into anymore but felt obligated to finish.

glad that damian is also mad about the cat

you can tell this is before the great tumblr porn purge

imagine skeets hacking your booster gold fan tumblr

also imagine booster's twitter