YOU WEAR YOUR TIARA PROUD WITH THAT SINEAD O'CONNOR LOOK

her bald head.

to pet your bald head

you do, because I would make you anyway.

We could put all sorts of crazy wigs on you. Like Bozo or Tyler Perry.

you like it when I dress up.

duh?

you missed me.

Of course I did...

it's hard having a conversation with you in 2 different places.

why.