oh no it's the best asshole

corbieclook u r the only one who might be interested

also yes, he is the best asshole, but also the worst one in that he literally cannot into texting memes

which is the entire point of an asshole in dwrp

man, I'm just in a Daredevil mood suddenly

I'm reminded that I fucking love Daredevil

I mean. speech to text and text to speech are feasible. I went through all those apple accessibility workshops that stuff is built in.

yeah I know really you just text anyway, why not!!

why not!!!

I mean you could have real fun with misfires that aren't really misfires with him

would be fun to put him in a game where everyone thinks matt murdock is a good guy, and then profit

absolutely

I always vote for more assholes in games, they're great

:| says sam

shut up and drink your starkbucks

his tastebuds are too refined

okay with tony's ex-wives though

mm, yeah, one is distinctly trashier than the other

consider ..... crosscanon crimes....

oh my god

no gods, only devils

just imagine him showing up at ad astra tho

I realize gwen would ruin it in a hot second but

good comedy times until then

"ruin it" please

though idk that I could play even alternate reality matt murdock and 616 natasha in the same game

but really, as a supervillain plot, you wouldn't pretend to be 616 matt (or charlie cox matt)

just claim to be unrelated matt from random other dimension, helpless blind lawyer matt

gwen could say "actually it's exactly this asshole from earth 65"

but it would be hard to prove in a panfandom setting, especially one where other matt murdocks are known to exist

and transparent but unprovable evil is kind of the whole murderdock thing

(obviously it would only last a while before getting exposed as a total scumbag but you know, it's a plot)

true

(this is why I'm terrible at playing villains)

(and also smart people)

[camera pans to tony stark]

anyway if I think of a good actual matt username i'll make an account for him, too

I never said I was good at playing tony stark

i'm saying it for you

/fingerguns

though also, you're correct, tony is a dumbass

all matts are good assholes

hashtag yes all matts

hashtag not all matts

every matt is a special unique snowflake

insert mike murdock joke here

there okay just randomly making matt journals

have to decide which run to icon

samnee hands down

maybe I should say "which run to icon first"

then maleev after

I also really like Michael Lark

but yeah I have to redo my Natasha icons first before my next big project

it also depends on how many icons you plan on buying at this rate

I'd mostly be making them to post on my icons comm

oh man then i'd definitely keep an eye out for that

i've planned to do various samnee runs for a while

i'm pro-samnee

is possible to not be?

there are endless bad takes about comics

there's bad takes and there's wrong takes... actually comics are filled with those too nvm