body: needs must sleep
brain: but you're gonna get fired
body: sickness means rest and rest means recovery
brain: gonna get fired
body: we didn't lick any doorknobs
brain: fired
body: getting sick is out of our control
brain: F👏I👏R👏E👏D👏

body: FUCK WE GONNA GET FIRED TIME FOR JITTERS AND SHAKING!
brain: yup totes gonna get fired

Gfdi this is one of the few things I can't scold my brain out of either.

And since I want to be available to work from home while waiting for my COVID test results I need to go to sleep so I can wake up at a reasonable hour

Howmst the fuck can I sleep when my brain will not shut up?!?!

I would sell my soul for someone to come and knock me tf out. Anesthesia, a blow to the head, chloroform - dealer's choice just let me sleep the sleep of the dead

I'm sorry, it's the worst

^^ me rn

IIIIIiiiiiiii just wanna sleep. Put a blanket on me baby, put a blanket on me baby. Cuz IIIIIIIIIiiii just wanna sleep.