I've only just started reading this PDF document and my jaw is on the floor.

hwat

oohhhh boy

is this the woman who had a ghostwriter for her captions

yes, it's caroline calloway, and she's gone on an interview show where the premise is a black comedian tricks white people into admitting all the racist stuff they think

apparently alison roman is going to go on this show too

oh my god

it ends when caroline's manager calls her and makes her stop saying things lol

oh my god

this transcript is so wild

here's a youtube with the interview (I have not watched because too cringe)

the transcript

oh my god is this the thing where she's like "can you say something nice about me now?" kJDLKJFGLSAAA

sometimes I think about doing influencer drama megaplurks and sometimes I'm like "nah this is niche" but then

this happens

"I would like my ally cookie"

previously on caroline calloway: her creativity workshops and the natalie story

oh I realized what this reminds me of

it's the dave chapelle sketch that's a game show where they ask white people about black people

but specifically the fake cutaways they made for it

it's very that energy

but more sacha baron cohen

oooooooooooh my god

wow cannot wait for the allison Roman episode

it can't top this… can it?

well, we already know how deep the calloway tunnel goes so the roman one is sure to be illuminating

yeah, honestly, I don't know what to expect from alison roman

this is… exactly what I'd expect from caroline calloway

weighs hands

i watched 5 minutes and i'm cringing all the way out of my skin

tonedeaf jokes, talking over ziwe, rambling and raising her voice to prove how woke she is

literally the only good thing is sometimes she admits her ignorance...

oh my god she tried to say her hating rap is balanced by not liking classical music and then said "i hate beethoven" who was... black.........

I refuse to watch that vid and I think that reading it would make my eyes bleed but I'm enjoying other people's responses ...

honestly i don't think i could survive watching the video, just reading the transcript and the two articles about her almost broke me

imagine being that high on your own self

caroline calloway is a parody of herself but also, like

the platonic ideal of a useless influencer

she SHOULD be preserved like this

i kinda thought it was like a parody after the "cookie" line cus that joke is so bad like????? READ THE ROOM????

beethoven wasn't black, i'm p sure that's a joke (it is a longstanding rumor/myth)