just imagine: Lawrence saying 'yeet'

someone teach him emojis

hella, motherfucker

LOL illiterate except for ;D

horse emoji bag of money emoji call me emoji

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Lawrence: this horse is on fleek

N O

what if: a horse named yeet

thot

that's a great name for a bucker

Lawrence: this horse is a thot

i prefer very slightly dated slang. i would like lawrence to witness william biffing it in some minor way and say "epic fail"

that horse over there

HAAHAH nope william would be unplayable after that

meet him at high noon for some pwnage

"that last flood was over 9000"

people start making up ridiculous fake slang just to feed to him

Steve would be so confused. And want a written dictionary of everything he's saying.

Michael Learns Street Talk - The Office US

bippity boppity give him the zoppity

Lawrence's written dictionary: ;D

goin' mach five

[horse trot]

horse thot horse trot

the thot trot

teach him about yolo..........philosophical debate about yolo when you can die infinity times......

(yes I DID have to come back the next day to share this)

cringes when yolo was at its peak when tess was the prime age to unironically deploy it