the urge to app a literal giant rock as a warden is growing and it's your fault
he is an old god named Strength and Patience of the Hill
can he roll himself or would he have to be carried?
he can make himself float, on account of being a god, but generally prefers not to move
Lawrence is like: that's the life
it is not an unsatisfactory existence, little one
are you proud of him, Billy?
Okay wow murder is one thing
are you proud of him, Wllly?
meanwhile Steve is a mix of 'Eddie's not so bad he was kinda adorable' and 'do what you do best, Lawrence, you're doin' great sweetie'
Williams like just chew tobacco in front of him and he'll pass out
Lawrence was not programmed to spit
Is this how William proves he's not a host
...uh, sure, says Lawrence
I mean they definitely did not program any of the hosts to be shitty in bed so...