he has never been on a date before.
he did not date his wife, he knocked her up
Inviting him to the shooting range, horseback riding, then back to his cabin. Maybe not in that precise order.
Lawrence has probably had sex on horseback before. Just fyi.
but showing off shooting skills definitely counts as foreplay
Steve's nowhere near that flexible, sorry boo. Maybe after a few riding lessons.
it's easy, just gotta get a calm horse
Shooting range as well, and booze. Preferably in that order but we are not that picky in this house.
while drunk shooting can be a laugh, Lawrence prefers to see skill uninhibited
maybe someday he will get to see Tess shoot... stupid... warden lock... on the enclosure...
tadcooper it can also be a date for the horses
there must be a warden dumb enough to ok a shooting competition. It could be with paint balls
interrupt another date to drag him on a stupid quest
ahahahahahahaha accurate William
the horses and guns can come, great work guys
(also obligatory date is Swamp Showcase, behold, a different biome)
...Lawrence might actually enjoy alligator wrestling
I mean like, she wouldn't not be impressed
Provided The Animal Is Unharmed
Just petting is also pretty sick
watch 'em hunt
Misty going on about death rolls for half an hour
a kid could, probably
they are tragically unhorselike in build but are also faster than you'd think
just admire them.......