I had a hair appointment for 1pm today, and I am 20 minutes away when I get a text saying "Hey, I'm ready!" at 12:30.

so I text him back (safely, pulled over) telling him I was already on my way and 12:30pm wouldn't work

and I keep driving. at this point, I'm about 5 minutes away

and he says "No, this isn't going to work." and....I'm pulling unto the parking lot

bruh.....

I message him, trying to be cool but...I AM SLIGHTLY PUT OFF AND.....idk.

I'm like "Hey, I'm here now? I thought my appt was at 1pm?"

Well that's a pain in the ass.

and he's like "Yes but that doesn't work for me anymore"

so. then he sends another 7 texts trying to get me to reschedule for next weekend

SO ANYWAY I AM AT A DIFFERENT SALON GETTING READY 2 GET MY HAIR CHOPPED OFF

lmfao what

crack, sir? is it crack that you smoke?

goodbye, long hair!!! what a cute day we've had trying to get rid of you!!!!

mainly just the bottom bit. it is hearty and hefty and I AM DONE WITH THE HEFT AND I AM NOT LOOKINH BACK OKOK

what a DICK

what a DICK but you are super cute holy shit

but Y'ALL THIS A PRETTY WOMAN SALON LIKE.....HOLY SMOKES EVERYONE HERE IS SO CUTE

including u

NEGATIVE....negative. i am a blob. If I wasn't before, I am now.

how dare you

they have....they have hair driers hanging grim the ceiling????

when you have a pic RIGHT IN HERE

of your cUTIE NOSE and your SWEET SMILE and your LOVELY EYEBROWS

the audacity of that lie

HUSH IT UP U I HAVE NO SUCH THINGS JUST A BASIC NEED TO SURVIVE AND NOT HAVE TO DO MY EYEBROWS

THEY ARE TATTOOS BASICALLY

THEY LOOK GOOD

OVER YOUR PRETTY SHINY EYEBALLS

YOU LOOK GOOD

YOUR WHOLE FACE IS

I'M A GREMLIN RIGHT NOW OKAY

SHUT YOUR BEAUTIFUL MOUTH WITH THAT KJND OF LANGUAGE HERE IN THIS MY OWN PLURK

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR

ACCEPT MY COMPLIMENTS AND LOVE

REJECTED!!!!!! REJECTED FOREVER!!!!

too bad i tossed out the gift receipt

you are stuck wtih it

sells it at a garage sale

ON FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE AWAY WITH UR LIES

w o w

WOW

Sorry, the truth is out: you look super cute.

jokes on u guys I am actually a full on Goblin

SQUISH IS CUTEST BEAN CONFIRMED

goblean

I gotta agree with the others: you are adorable.

Also that guy is a loser.

oh my god