so last night, he got a gummy from a friend who makes weed gummies. And they told him that these gummies are pretty strong, so he should cut them in half and consume one half at a time.

but bun is a treasure and a foolish fool.....and ate the whole gummy

OH NO

'these edibles aint shit', etc

so I had ordered these ramekins from amazon the other day-- I washed them today and put them in the cabinet. WE HAVE NEVER HAD RAMEKINS...

and he said "Babe!! How long have we had these little bowl things??"

and I told him "We've had them for forever, babe!"

he was

he was very confused

omg OH NO

I COULD SEE THE MATHMATICAL FORMULAS CROSSING HIS FACE

"Forever???" he repeats. "Forever." I repeat. he is confused.

omfg

but the ranch has a home and he is just sitting in the office, eating pizza and laughing at what he calls "Fight Porn", which is basically when someone tries to aggro on someone else who is much bigger and tougher...and makes you go "OOOOOHHHH"

according to bun.

HE HAS REGRESSED IN AGE AND GOTTEN HUNGRIER

pistachioed TYTYTY YES THAT WAS HIM

lollichop THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HE SAID

"These edibles aren't shit," he says as he waves to the uniCORN TAKING A SHOWER IN OUR BATHROOM

/LAYS HERE

askdfjaslkdj CACKLING

our friends were like "YO, SYDNEY, YOU WANT SOME?"

me : no??????

snorts

FOR THE RECORD...i haven't ever. I just am not interested. in our 8+ years of knowing eachother this is the second time I have ever seen bun get high and it's still funny.

my one 'edibles ain't shit' experience ended in me gaining king crimson so

Lol. Hey, babysitting can be just as fu

fun*

so please offer up your prayers and thoughts to my sweet husbun, who is just Trying His Best

me: i want a cup noodle
me:
me: when did this cup noodle get into my hands

hKJFBKJWBF

it was....very weird

I JUST FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PROTEC HIM BECAUSE HE IS SO VULNERABLE RIGHT NOW

BLESS HIM AND YOU BOTH

BUT I ALSO WANT TO TORMENT HIM GENTLY AND IT IS A BATTLE TO DO ANYTHING ELSE

HAHAHAHA

Please don't torment him when he's high, tempting as it is ^^

meanwhile me: be a gremlin

gremlin

IF HE ENTERS THE BEDROOM I WILL PROBABLY BE A GREMLIN.....but if I go see him i will just give him soft smooches on his li'l noggin and let him go about watching his Fight Porn uwu

You're a good Squish

Pfft, oh no, that's adorable.

THIS PLURK IS REALLY CUTE.....

MelonFlavored I just.......he's very good and sweet. uwu and also very prone for hugs. This is so much better than drunk hugs.

Hugs are very good snuggle dat cute bun

oh my god bun is SO CUTE when he's high, I can't

he just came back to me and said he just KEEPS GETTING MORE HIGH

and he's like "I have to tell myself not to eat anymore." and I keep hearing him, probably once every couple of minutes.....opening the fridge and pantry doors.

omg

I told him to drink some orange juice if he needs to taste something in his mouth to replicate eating.....and after a small ten seconds or more math equations, I think he took the whole bottle of orange juice.

i mean, if that helps....