[meme] Tender Tuesday ♡ what could my character do to make yours happy?
Cuddle him first tbh. 
Stop being dead
but a bj would suffice for now
stay with him forever obvs
jigglyballs: well that was already happening
good
i mean as long as he doesn't sleep with people and not tell him
what if he tells him,
jigglyballs: mmm fine he'll hang around but he might need to bust your kneecaps
I guess.
thats fair,
he wont be able to fight for u tho, better bust something else
not fighting is part of the punishment
w o w
thats like breaking ur own tool
eh his fighting was only causing him trouble anyway
u cant do this to him
no sword hand then
be nice for one (1) minute
or let him work at the bar >8( keep him busy
ladyvoldything: ehh idk being nice sounds like a lot of work
it can be the kind of nice that comes with insults or death threats
like cuddling while telling garrett he'd have fun shooting him
Just be Leonard. Sara's not ready for anything more tender than flirting.
ladyvoldything: oh so what he's been doing
rknrljeannedarc: his tenderness is restricted to one person rn anyway
yes
but if it includes cuddling that's even better
temporarily all platonic, he's doing no bonking lately
Leonard says GOOD YOU AREN'T READY
he agrees
good
idiot
they weren't exclusive but barry done took the whole well with him
but he definitely will take cuddles
eh
he is a very good big spoon
how about verbal abuse
only when awake
hmm
well alright
ONE hug
he's a v good hot water bottle, too
closest thing you can get to wearing a parka in bed
gross
he could just wear a parka in bed
parkas don't come with sweetie-faced rottweilers and they don't make you breakfast
hm
well he does like breakfast
where's Fruitcup
he would also enjoy teaching Leonard how to play Wicked Grace
or Diamondback
ohhhh?
yes
good card games
and the source of a lot of money flow
what is
garrett and his friends play them all the time and gamble and constantly owe each other money lol
good teach Leonard so he can cheat
shit, he'll teach him ways to cheat
uh do you know who he is
WG is a super complicated game and there are many different methods of cheating, all of which are varyingly risky
he doesn't need to be taught
oo what kind of risky
just, you know, getting caught or having it go wrong and losing or something
pfft
unpossible
it would be so, so funny to me if leonard actually had trouble with something for once
well when things go south he just kills whoever is causing the problem for him
awwww I've never seen Tender Tuesday before, this is so cute
shinra_dog: ur wife is waiting 4 u too
he's been on my TDL, I hate real life lol
shinra_dog: ugh same rn