a lucian >_>

Truly horrifying

don't you want to look like your son

Son should look like dad

He'd look very good sharply dressed in a military uniform

but son is lucian........

Son is a Niff made soft by Lucian hands

He doesn't even want to kill Lucians, what kind of son is that?

wear your crappy lucian attire with PRIDE verstael

Congratulations you get to dress like Genesis because you quoted Loveless at him and this is his revenge

He would. Nothing scarier for Niflheim Halloween than a Lucian

lol

Yeah, we still need to continue that thread too

Verstael knows it's at least a real thing and not just him imagining things now

As soon as I'm done with my Aizen app, I will be tagging you like a screen door in a hurricane

Oh, what is?

That part of the memory

Loveless?

Yes

But he needs to determine all the fighting and such was real, too

Good intel for understanding Sephiroth's abilities

Come and try~

Just need to find his weakness

Like if he's allergic to potatoes or something

Spoiler Verstael: you really don't want to poke his actual weakness

Weak for mom's head

Just fix him some seafood pasta and he'll feel nice toward you

He'll get steak

YOU HAD TO PUT IT THAT WAY TOO

but his favorite is seafood pasta :<

Steak, ground beef, burgers...

Very meat heavy

Is that why he's asking if Sephiroth has eaten

does he want to feed him

Eat your steak

He's checking if he needs to feed him

NO DAD I WANT PASTA

Such a good host

He's mostly indifferent, he prefers being cooked for lol

/invites Will over to make Will cook for both of them

Are you telling me Ardyn did the cooking?

Nah, I'm sure they had chefs

Okay I was about to say

I doubt Verstael made that dinner lol

In his offtime making tiny cake treats

that is unexpected

It would be

does he...decorate them

I mean, he did build a diorama of the entire world with all sorts of details and voice over narration of different parts of the world...

He does like to be detailed

Okay, so he puts little hearts on cupcakes

I gotchu

lol

maybe some flowers if he's feeling fancy

Makes cakes shaped like mechas

LOL

do they fight

How do you eat it? Just try and see what happens

This is only slightly better than Sephiroth making breakfast

Ooh?

You're the one who said it!

Oooh, yeah

That's true lol

lol

I thought you were talking about a canon scene

Oh no, I wish.

Sephiroth in an apron? SO THERE FOR IT

But Sephiroth did come with a gift so he's pretty pleased with him

Yesss? He did like the Rive Talon?

Brought by the large looming somewhat grumpy cat

Yes

Okay I can't stand it. I know I'm supposed to be good and write my app but

And now he's on the radar as someone to be a delivery boy for dead things

/opens inbox

oh no delivery boy

WHich thread do you want me to tag

Whichever you feel like!

Oh no, you get agency here

Since I owe you three

Hmm

Sorry, went outside to feed kitty, but she didn't show

I guess let's start with the sleepover!

As good as any

Hahaha we are on the same wavelength. I'm writing that one now :3

maybe I just want them to rub shoulders

Armor-less shoulders

Or maybe

I'm tempted to write a line about his nipples being cold so

I mean

freezer full of corpses, cold nips. Makes sense

lol

Not everyone's wearing full plate armor, Verstael

Well, I just have Verstael not noticing because he lives in a frozen wasteland, so. Just used to it.

Which is also part of the reason I have him as mostly a meat eater. Not a lot of fruit growing out there lol

That does make sense

So someone who isn't used to that, it would make sense to get cold

It's the exposed chest. We don't know why he has to do this

Gotta show off

Yes his smooth scarless flesh

Can't touch dis

Or can he?

After all, they will be sleeping together

😳

Had BEST have a good explanation prepared in advance

You know Verstael may very well be the first person outside of ShinRa to touch Sephiroth so intimately

Ohmy~

At least he asked first

And tagged, just fixed a couple typoes

That's true and more importantly Sephiroth could have refused. Amazing.

It's beautiful~

Who doesn't want to cuddle a mad scientist though?

Also, sharing a bit of 'the world appears to be doomed'

With a hint of not giving up

You're lucky you're different, Verstael

And so optimistic!

Weirdly optimistic tbh, but I like that part

Me too!