[FFXV] "It involved spreading one hand palm down against a table, then using the other hand to stab a blade down into the spaces between fingers, moving back and forth as quickly as possible. He’d played it with the guys on a road a few times. Ignis hadn’t approved."
I feel like "Ignis hadn’t approved." probably describes about 75% of the decisions they made
He approved if it involved feeding animals
i love that they're so stupid sometimes
i need a headcanon category "how many times did noctis stab himself"
During the game Noctis just suddenly has four fingers with no explanation
Isn't that the game they play in alien??
five finger fillet! it's very common
Yeah, it's common. I've never seen anyone do it irl
google it and half the videos are like "warning: blood" lol
pff
Crazy fast Five Finger Fillet guy this is actually quite impressive tho
this seems like such a bro thing to do 
when u do these braille translations do you have to include a "please don't try this at home"
Well, hopefully blind people aren't trying it lol
They can't all be Ignis
imagine noct showing up to the wedding and trying to explain to luna why there's a hole in his hand
lol
wear gloves, hide all the scars
glances at all their hands
this explains so much
