LISTEN. listen. if life, my own worthless self-esteem, crippling anxiety and growing depression have taught me anything it is that people don't always reach out for butt pats when they want them.

like....the silent teary eyed stare. please pat my butt. but also asking for butt pats is selfish and i hate myself which is why i need 'em butt pats but ALSO SEE MY ANXIETY AND DOn'T DO IT BUT ALSO PLEASE

pats ur butt

this is me, daily, when i see people who ask for them and I JUST STARE AT THE SUN QUIETLY

but i know there are people like me, so i'm coming for your butts.

lollichop you are a BLESSING, sweet friend. Playing with you was a treat, and I absolutely lurked in several threads because I just adore your writing style.

you're a gift to play with in Among us....and I'm super gomen that you are sus constantly. uwu never change.

also, when I was feeling really down on myself and lonely in my plurks you were there?? And I was??? SO CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU'RE SO GOOD AND I AM A GREMLIN but....ily framd. uwu thank you for being such a sweet friend to me.\

AngelLeriel yOu ArE bEaUtIfUl and i am coming for your butt. priority mail with smooches coming 2 a theatre near u.

life has been super hkjabsdkf >:C and we all want to slap it and tell it to jump into a volcano...but also, 2020, dumpster fire that it is, was the year that I got to meet you, and I think you're such a super sweet and charming person!!!

honestly, I just...I KNOW WE JUST MET BUT I AM SUPER DRAWN TO YOU AND I THINK UR GR8

Squish you are a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day

I loved reading your tags and listening to Roxy gush about her amazing squad had me catching Feelings

MelonFlavored i'm comin' 4 u next, beautiful creature

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Squish is a kind, compassionate person who frankly deserves all the joy and wellbeing that life can give her.

AngelLeriel SO WHILE WE WERE NEVER RP MATES I AM NOT DEFRIENDING YOU EVER IF I CAN HELP IT because I love the you that I met this year and I just think you're grand. And if you ever need to just Talk, I'm always around. and. >:C U DESERVE ALL THE HUGS AND SMOOCHES GANBATTE DEAR ONE

MelonFlavored ROXY WE HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN FRIENDS FOR YEARS AND YOU CAME TO MY HECKIN' WEDDING AND

YOU OBLIDGE ME EVERY TIME I'M LIKE "yes rp i could do it again even though it won't last" and IT ACTUALLY MEANS THE WORLD. you make me and literally every person you meet feel validated. You're the Ultimate Cheer Squad...even on accident.

>:C YOU ARE A SUNSHINE AND WARM HUGS AND

i just love you a whole bunch

seeing you get into new things inspires me to stretch past my current boundaries. Seeing you get into MHA has been a serious Delight

>:C ALSO YOUR PLURKS ARE SO GOOD AND JUST REMIND ME THAT LIFE IS STILL GOOD AND PEOPLE ARE STILL SWEET AND VERY PRECIOUS

i could actually go on for days. uwu ily.

EchoDoctor I just...gosh I just love your sweet face, Echo.

the bad days and the good days, if I post something-- if I need help with something...you are actually always there. And that is so special to me.

I got the pleasure of explaining your play style of Among Us to bun and it was "Echo is just so honest and soft that they legit blend into the background and I never suspect them. Ever."

I miss playing in a game with you. I'm so happy that we're friends. You're an incredible listener, and an even MORE INCREDIBLER FRIEND >:C

sits on you

ur a good

Okay but have you considered: you're an incredible friend.

lollichop ur a gooder, you good good you.

EchoDoctor rejected, my butt is not here for pats, it is here to CLAP FOR ALL THE SOFT SWEET GOOD FRAMDS >:C

oh Squish

your butt is always here for pats

pillowtalkative YOUUUUUUU. youuuuuuu. you're an actual angel. i love you so much. somehow, you always know exactly when i need someone to touch my shoulder and remind me that the world is still sweet. because you're sweet.

because you have the cutiest booty of them all

LOOK WHO CAME RIGHT ON TIME >:C

"Hrrng, plurk, I keep trying to compliment my friends but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my buttcheeks keeps alerting my timeline."

EchoDoctor HJFDSKKJWBKF W O W

FUCK

LAYS HERE

I had the thought and I didn't want to be the only one having it.

"the clap of my buttcheeks keeps alerting my timeline"

I love you so much Echo

i am actually stunned hjkbkjbfe incredible, incredible words from echo

ECHO LMGBCFHDC

I WAS STRUCK BY MY NEED TO PUT SQUISH IN A HEADLOCK BUT TGEN YOU JUST NUKED EVERYONE IN THIS PLURK

LMFAOOOOO

I WAS IN MID KAIYA COMPLIMENT AND THEN I BLUE SCREENED

I love everyone in this bar plurk.

SAME I WAS THINKING UP A RESPONSE TO YOU AND HAD TO PAUSE

aNyWaY KAIYA IS A GOOD AND SOFT FRIEND AND ANYONE WHO MEETS HER IS BLESSED AND FORTUNATE TO KNOW HER

i can count the number of people who i have actually poured my heart out to on one hand. outside of distress, I love LOVE talking to Kaiya because SO ACCEPTING AND GOOD AND SOFT like...

she messaged me yesterday morning and gave me gentle love pats because yesterday was rough........and i didn't know i needed them until i received and then.....i was blessed. uwu

WOW HUSH YOU

NEVER????

squishes you.... squishception

you’re a good sweet bean and a ray of sunshine and you’re lovely

daintily AVERYYYYYYYYYY you're so sweet and lovely!!! ;w; I've enjoyed every game of Among Us we've been in. You've been nothing but soft and supportive since we started talking and I absolutely love and treasure you, sweet friend.

squish you are so sweet and good and positive and optimistic and you go out of your way to uplift people all the time and youre just such a wonderful human

PEEEENNNNNNN talkingsoup I HECKIN' LOVE YOU SO MUCH FRAMD ;w; the og sans to my papyrus....fam i hope life is treating you like a legend, the way you deserve to be treated. BECAUSE IF IT AIN'T I'M GONNA FIGHT IT

GOSH FAM I JUST MISS YOU. ;A; I peek into your plurks about Crit Role because I want to talk but I also need to catch up and U NO BUT I........i am just. i just live here. >:C EXCUSES ASIDE I THINK YOU'RE A GOOD SOFT FRIEND WHO DESERVES THE WORLD AND THEN SOME

djskdjksjfkskfjslfbdksk SOFT AND SQUISHY SQUISH

i love u so much