Ladies and Gentlemen, just a quick reminder about the FluxPhones. Please let us know when you've read over the information.
Specifically the parts about what happens if it's damaged, lost or you try to crack it open.
IF it's damaged (which is nigh impossible anyway but stuff happens) but IF it's damaged, it will repair itself pretty quickly and visibly.
There will be no trace of the damage and the phone will be like new
IF it's lost, it'll find it's way back to your home and be somewhere highly visible or where you're likely to find it right off
or be in your home somewhere for you to find eventually. players choice, really
(This also covers what happens if it's stolen)
IF you try to open the phone to see how it works, it will not like it. It will retaliate with a nasty shock and repair itself quickly.
This will happen every time
you will never...NEVER be able to get it open all the way because basically it'll fix itself too fast to do so
The faster you try to take it apart, the faster it repairs itself.
If you've read this, let us know with your favorite safe-for-work emote
I mean of course I read it, I'm one of the mods who wrote it but I'm gonna set a good example. 
I am the mod that made the post 
And you worked hard on it, too.
Oh no it’s cute
Right??? I love it and it conveys my mood like 50% of the time.
It can convey so much.
While we are on this topic. What other features would you find interesting on the fluxphone?
If you wanna troll us... emergency alerts. The kinds you can't disable that are really loud and obnoxious because they're intended to wake you up if you're sleeping. With malfunctions.
like we did with Tropical Storm Elora but pointless alerts
r like WOW BIG STORM and it's barely anythin
Yes.
"TSUNAMI ALERT" and the tides rise.
Later in the winter it’s BLIZZARD. BIG BLIZZARD
Barely a flake
ICE STORM ICE STORM oh, no, sorry, the shaved ice machine just malfunctioned and piled a bunch of shaved ice onto a thermostat.
HEATWAVE no we lied it’s not 91 degrees it’s 19.
Billy is gonna be so fluffing confused.
Children, please teach the young old man the ways of fancy technology.
WHEN HE LEFT HOME, THE PHONES WERE ATTACHED TO THE WALL WITH A CORD!
Anyway for those just seeing this Plurk please read about the fluxphones and comment with your favorite emote
Everyone got one upon arrival. Here’s how they work and what they can do
