"why does that man turn around and flee every time he sees spock"

Star Trek PTSD

BUT HAHAHA I was idly considering who I'd do in the event of a facetwin thing.............thoughts were had......

post-traumatic startrek disorder

post-trek star disorder

He's William but Logan without a dick.

And also: not real and knows it.

and also plagued by aaron paul

aren't we all

(no I love jesse pinkman with all my heart?

)

wrong punctuation mark

Questionable heart

unsure of organ

ok but would he be a warden or an inmate

Inmate. He really did treat Robert like shit, and he can't just say it was fine because Robert was a shitty person.

love it

being super fake and ott enthusiastic with his temps

Yeeting himself off the deck as a hobby

Potential usernames:
Yogathin
theshinyfrontend
fuckasandwich

not familiar but I WILL riot if the answer isn't fuckasandwich

Oh dude you should check it out if you have Netflix

A MERE HOUR OF YOUR TIME... Jimmi simpson singing for he's a jolly good fellow...

Also yes

HAHAHA William would hate him

TWO KNIVES during mistletoe season

HMM, promising

Oh of course William would hate him. He would hate William.

At least there's that 😌

Horny doppelganger with a better hairline

what if this and I apped the McPoyle
just an uncomfortable amount of Jimmi Simpson on this boat

Wow look at that William is also now yeeting himself recreationally

Fill the Barge with Jimmi

If only they could work past their differences they could pretend to be clones from the star wars universe

I was gonna say, imagine that table at lunch
clones far as the eye can see

"why did they clone a skinny weirdo" IDK WHY DID THEY CLONE SNOKE

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And now: to hurl him dicklessly into Barkerstreet sex memes

Yesssssssss